THE BONK KING HAS ARRIVED
One Hand Holds Power. The Other? Who Cares.
Wherever he goes, the coin follows. It’s not just a symbol. It’s a statement.
King BaoBao doesn’t flash the coin to impress—he holds it to remind the world who’s in charge. It gleams in his grip like a threat, a joke, and a crown all in one. Nobody knows where it came from. Nobody dares to take it. And that’s exactly how he likes it.
BONKOMICS
STRAIGHT FROM THE KING’S HAND
Before the next bonk drops, here’s a quick peek behind the curtain:
Yes, there’s a billion of them. No, there’s no tax—King BaoBao isn’t here to nickel and dime you. 20%? Locked away, out of reach, probably under his pillow. The rest? Scattered across the realm like he sneezed pure value.
That’s all. You may now return to your regularly scheduled bonking.
| Total Supply | Tax Rate | Royal Reserve |
|---|---|---|
| 1,000,000,000 | 0% | 20% |
| Circulation | Locked Liquidity | Guarded Supply |
| 80% | Yes | Secured by Coin |
JOIN THE COIN-HOLDERS' COURT
No Invite. No Gate. Just Chaos and a Click.
Step into the madness. There are no formalities—just the King, his coin, and a constant stream of mayhem. Bring your energy. Bring your memes. If you’re loud, unpredictable, and maybe a little unhinged—you’ll fit right in.
He’s already bonking. You might as well join.
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